It's the freakiest sho-o-o-ow
Naked dudes on my dash note.

sir-redcrosse:

pretty-grimm-ones-too:

johnny-escobar:

The female body is a work of art, and as such, it is respected by both male and female alike. This does not apply to the male body. There is nothing artistic about a penis so let’s keep them off my dash. K? K.

Bollocks. “Nothing artistic about a penis” my ass.

aint no art museum like a nudist colony mofucka

Perhaps people believe that when one’s sexual organs show, the image is inherently sexual.  That would explain why the female body is artistic and the male body is pornographic.  (“Sexual” and “pornographic” are not synonymous, but that’s a different point.)

However, images of sexual organs are not always sexualized.  Pornographic and sexualized images depend on both the artist, in the tone of the piece, and the audience, in how they perceive it.

If you see a nude with a penis, you probably think of sex.  

But if you see a nude with a bellybutton, do you automatically think of birth? Probably not, unless you’re an OB/GYN.

And if you see a nude with a nose, do you think of breathing or smelling? Probably not, unless you’re an ENT doctor or a perfumer.

The thing is: you probably think this because you were raised to always associate penises with sex, since they stigmatized and never put in plain sight. In fact, the nose spends a lot more time doing things than the penis, so why is the association weaker for non-sexual parts?  But there is no stigma about bellybuttons or noses, because socially, they’re just parts of the body. They’re just there. 

However, if you just think penises are ugly, that’s a different thing.  Of course you’re gonna think something’s ugly if it’s often feared, rarely seen, and kind of sticking randomly out of the body. 

Maybe our attitude will change if we see penises for what they are - a part of the bodies of half of the people in the world that does stuff sometimes.  And become accustomed to them by looking at more good nudes with penises.

anachronistic-and-impulsive:

unseilie:

everyonesahero:

briannacherrygarcia:

The best part was when I tried to explain this picture to my own mother. I think she kinda got it? Anyway, Happy Mother’s Day tumblr!

I’M LITERALLY SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER 

I haven’t seen your movies or anything but I have read enough Norse mythology to nearly choke with laughter at this.

Happy Mother’s Day! I need to go scream and cry and throw things now because THIS PICTURE

anachronistic-and-impulsive:

unseilie:

everyonesahero:

briannacherrygarcia:

The best part was when I tried to explain this picture to my own mother. I think she kinda got it? Anyway, Happy Mother’s Day tumblr!

I’M LITERALLY SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER 

I haven’t seen your movies or anything but I have read enough Norse mythology to nearly choke with laughter at this.

Happy Mother’s Day! I need to go scream and cry and throw things now because THIS PICTURE

palalife:

lostwiginity:

James, you need to stop talking gay to the press!

OMG LOL

SHH DAS A SECRIT

oh my lord this cat looks like the freaking yip yip aliens from sesame street.

oh my lord this cat looks like the freaking yip yip aliens from sesame street.

thegestianpoet:

devils-trap:

dear LORD the way xavier says “splendid”

it’s like

splendid

whyeami laughing so hardjhkf 

tiffvsart:

Yggdrasil, the Norwegian Tree of the Universe, Adobe Illustrator, 2011

tiffvsart:

Yggdrasil, the Norwegian Tree of the Universe, Adobe Illustrator, 2011

thelilnan:

josephsmithmagicalaidsfrog:

andante-ace:

gaytality:

lolbutter69:

bestof71:

vinyl-scratch:

floobyisaderp:

seattlescrewball:

barrymanilowswinternightmare:

sofasandquills:

lol

somebody hire this man to do voiceovers holy shit

good god his voice is wonderful

…It’s like if Victoire was a fan of MLP

this is so fucking scary oh my god

OMG

Oh my god HIS FAACE

I made it 3 words in and now i am dead I can’t even

what was that I can’t hear you over this AUTOMATIC SUBSCRIPTION TO HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL

oh my GOD

18 seconds in and I had to reblog

holy celestia that was good

turquoisekush:

Nasir-ol-Molk Mosque in Shiraz

turquoisekush:

Nasir-ol-Molk Mosque in Shiraz

thesecondattack:

albotas:

A Little Bit On The Fus Ro DAYAAAAAMN!!! Side: Jessica Nigri and her redonkulous curves pose in some truly awesome Skyrim cosplay  (or lack thereof) for this pic taken by Anna Fischer at Katsucon 2012.

….She’s my favorite.

guuuuurl maybe you wouldnta gotten those wounds if you were WEARING ARMOR
p.s. those look like croissants :D

thesecondattack:

albotas:

A Little Bit On The Fus Ro DAYAAAAAMN!!! Side: Jessica Nigri and her redonkulous curves pose in some truly awesome Skyrim cosplay  (or lack thereof) for this pic taken by Anna Fischer at Katsucon 2012.

….She’s my favorite.

guuuuurl maybe you wouldnta gotten those wounds if you were WEARING ARMOR

p.s. those look like croissants :D