at the Sherlock Holmes museum
excuse me sir, there is a disconcerting man glaring at me from behind you, oh wait, shit IT’S MORIARTY SHIT OH GOD RUN
The Master is in a Belle dress
your argument is invalid
the archway thingy at the Harry Potter 7-1 premiere in London
the VR shot into the wall at the Holmes Museum on Baker Street 83
inside a tube station in London
Who do cats think they are?
Y’know I can’t take one more step towards you
cuz I’ll just trip over your tail
Don’t you know I’m not your slave anymore?
(kay, maybe I am, I love you most)
I’ve learned to live haaaalf a life
because the rest belongs to my cat…
And who do you think you are?
running ‘round leaving hairballs
collecting your jingle balls
tearing curtains apart
You’re gonna catch the sneezes
from the dust under the couch
Don’t come back to me with dead mice
Who do you think you are?
Fruutcat magnet erotic haiku
(not the haiku)
(i had to use m powers of taping to conglomerate the last word because it was surprisingly not in the set)
Fruutcat magnet erotic poem
(this is the haiku, but you gotta put an apostrophe in place of the first ‘e’)
This is a bit out of context - it’s not erotic even though it was made with an erotic magnapoetry set, since it is just based on the feelings of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, as they are unable to control their destinies and are often thrust unwillingly into circumstances, like onto pirate ship for example you see