judeasaxon:

areachingmemory:

thefaceofbro:

theobsessivenerd:

My pink hello kitty pillow

It sits there against the wall
I like hugging it

(FOREVER ALONE) 

Empty water glass
I drank your insides last night
But I’m thirsty now 

Where The Wild Things Are
I’ve never ever seen you
But I have the crown

Majestic iPod
You are my life line right now
To the end of time

nun playing tennis

why you on calender now

it’s no longer March

at the Sherlock Holmes museum

excuse me sir, there is a disconcerting man glaring at me from behind you, oh wait, shit IT’S MORIARTY SHIT OH GOD RUN

The Master is in a Belle dress

your argument is invalid

the archway thingy at the Harry Potter 7-1 premiere in London

the VR shot into the wall at the Holmes Museum on Baker Street 83

inside a tube station in London

Y’know I can’t take one more step towards you

cuz I’ll just trip over your tail

Don’t you know I’m not your slave anymore?

(kay, maybe I am, I love you most)


I’ve learned to live haaaalf a life

because the rest belongs to my cat…


And who do you think you are?

running ‘round leaving hairballs

collecting your jingle balls

tearing curtains apart

You’re gonna catch the sneezes

from the dust under the couch

Don’t come back to me with dead mice

Who do you think you are?

beebo-mcawesome:

Fruutcat magnet erotic haiku

(not the haiku)

(i had to use m powers of taping to conglomerate the last word because it was surprisingly not in the set)

beebo-mcawesome:

Fruutcat magnet erotic poem

(this is the haiku, but you gotta put an apostrophe in place of the first ‘e’)

This is a bit out of context - it’s not erotic even though it was made with an erotic magnapoetry set, since it is just based on the feelings of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, as they are unable to control their destinies and are often thrust unwillingly into circumstances, like onto pirate ship for example you see